Club Penguin

Club Penguin (ペンギン寿司寿司寿司, pingüino sushi) is an active website on teh interwebz!! It is fun and known for harboring hordes of 7 year olds, or actually Zippy masquerading around as 7 year olds.

Etymology
Club Penguin is derived from the english terms "Club", a cult of people actively involved in something together, and "Penguin", a type of supreme being that is further in terms of technology and intelligence than humans.

Foundation
Club Penguin was founded on the 25th of October on 2005, and it became widely popular, and used to be the shit way back in the day.

Club Penguin has many areas, such as the Ski Lodge and the Pizza Parlor that 5 year olds can hang out together and make friends.

Membership
Since the servers are so large and the website needs revenue to be kept up, Club Penguin offers 11 year olds the chance to make their parents take out their wallets and pay out cold hard cash in order for them to then slave away at the game Thin Ice and earn more money in order to buy cool items and look just like all the other penguins. This is a form of preparation for real life- capitalism and blending in and becoming just like everyone else, becoming a conformist.

Igloo
Your igloo is your own crib. Here, if you're a member, you can host sick and chill parties, as well as pimp it out with the song "Party at my Iggy." If you're not a member, then that sucks for you, because then you will probably never visit your igloo, and it'll always be like 420 pixels large, no more, no less. Also, the only thing you'll ever do there is take care of your puffles.

Arcade
The arcade is found on the top floor of the Dance Lounge. Here you can play PG 13 games with other penguins, and get membership to actually play games.

Beach
This is actually technically a semi-nude beach since 666% of 11037 total penguins cannot afford membership, so there are penguins without clothing on. Here you can do like nothing and it kind of sucks. Why not go to the lighthouse and play some sick Jetpack Joyride, you meme loving fuck?